Lame Freewrite (it's suggested that you do not read this post)

"Just write whatever you're thinking." -Melissa Augeri

Okay here goes another one of my most amazing free writes. This time I'm not sleepy, so there shouldn't be any of those annoying switches in subject caused by my dozing off mid-sentence.

So as you probably have seen (unless you somehow skipped right to this part of the blog post which would be weird) that I begin the post with a quote. Do you remember this one from your high school literature class? I would hope not because this is a totally new and exciting statement just expounded to me by my lovely girlfriend. She wants me to do another stupid free write, and that is what she told me when I objected. Nefilpuops!

Andiamo! I'm taking Italian by the way.

"Your not supposed to think. You can make grammar edits later. You're just supposed to let everything flow." -Melissa A.

And there's another astounding bit of advise I've just been given. That is what I get for stopping my writing to correct a capitalization error on the word Italian. I love her.

Wow. It's weird how even when I am totally alert, awake and conscious, I cannot seem to keep to one subject. Well at least this post will be rid of those horrible strings of letters caused by my head hitting the keyboard.

I don't know what to write. I'm afraid this one won't be as good as my last one that I slept through half of. Oh...by the way, I am planning on going back and explaining as much as I can about the random topics my sleepy self decided to post a few days back...
...and I've lost my train of thought again...
...ah yes. Here is a place I wanted to go. I wanted to talk about how annoying it is that we don't have a program that can read our minds and write our blogs for us. That would be so awesome. Within the last 5 minutes or so that I have been writing this, I have though of a billion tangents I would love to explore, but alas I cannot.

Oh, I've written stories. If anyone wants me to post them, just ask in a comment. The comment doesn't even have to be under this post. I'll find it and respond accordingly.

Maybe I should tell you about my writing. Well, I like to...

...darn that melissa...she is being annoying right now and giving me a lecture on how free writes are supposed to work...I cannot constantly type words when I don't know what I'm thinking...ahhhhhh...but now i have to...I can't stop or she'll be a poop towards me. lol...(I'm not obsessed with poop!) hmm...what next...oh back to the last topic...

...well I would love to write fantasy stuff, but I think I'm better off just reading stuff like that. Well, I've written this story about this guy who (though I shouldn't be telling you this because its a secret) has multiple personality disorder or something similar. And he keeps having these moments were he thinks there is someone with him telling him something to do or talking about other things but there really isn't. But through the story, which I'm writing in first person from the MPD guys point of view, I try to keep it hidden that he is that way. You would totally have to ask me to see it to get how I do that. I don't feel like I've done a great job, but people reading and helping me with it would be great. So ask. Please!!!

Hmm...I've got friends.

I hate the way this stupid blog thing autosaves my work like every two seconds. I'm sure I would really appreciate it if somehow I accidentally lost all of my work and I could go back and find it later, but right now that like thing that is blinking and saying "Draft autosaved at 3:22 PM" is rather annoying.

So. What do you guys do, whoever you are. I actually would like to hear about other people on my blog. Just post anything. Something interesting, something boring, something on the so-so side if you like. I just hate hearing about myself all the time when I go to my page. Everyone else's blog is so interesting. Oh and that last statement isn't a way to brown-nose up to you guys and get some extra people to follow me. If you think this is all pointless and don't wish to read anymore then don't. I never really thought you or anyone else would get to this point in the post anyways. I feel like I've written a lot.

Hmm...I wonder if anyone would like to analyze this post psychologically. They might find some curious results. If anyone happens to do that, I'd love to see the product of your work. I'm probably a nut case, and I just don't know it.

What to do now?

I don't know.

Is this a conversation I'm having in my head?

I think it may be.

Well, how can I find out?

You ask too many questions. But if you want to find out, ask yourself this, "Am I talking to someone else telepathically?"

Am I talking to someone else telepathically?

And...

Just a second. The other person is thinking...

Hmm...that was weird but it wasted a few lines so I'm happy. I should really talk about some of my problems now:

I am a procrastinator. I bet alot of people have this problem. (why do i write in so many simple sentences? i guess i'm just a simple person. I'll have to fix that.) I feel like I do it more than most though. This blog is infact a procrastination from me doing architecture work. (I'm in studying Architecture at my school by the way (I say "by the way" too often also by the way.).)

lol @ the one eyed smilies at the end of those last statements. .)

well my 30 minutes have elapsed without any progress being made. Yay congress!

I'll post here again soon...thanks for listen. And I mean this sincerely. If you read all of the above post then I truly wish to thank you. Goodbye.